Virginia hip-hop duo The Clipse breakdown the unhealthy goodies they eat while touring and living on the road. It seems pizza, hamburgers and chicken wings are all you need when you’re out there grindin’. Plus Malice and Pusha T reveal to Plato Putas that strapping on an apron to impress the ladies is highly overrated. According to these two, all you need is a ride to the nearest Hibachi restaurant and an unlimited number of Mai Tai cocktails. Food may be the way to a woman’s heart, but when you’re Kinda Like A Big Deal, clearly you have other ways to get there.

The Clipse’s next album, Till The Casket Drops, is set to drop in September.